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Wade "The Weirdest Guy Alive ™" Wilson ([personal profile] zipit_thanos) wrote in [personal profile] flatfeet 2024-08-23 11:50 pm (UTC)

Holy fucking shit.

[ Wade puts his hands over the dome of his mask and makes a dismayed sound. This isn't good. Innocent, unworldly Barbie, complete with all the bits Mattel smoothed over with hard plastic? That's a recipe for disaster. Wade, being the absolutely worst person he knows, decides to break the pattern so many other girls face when it comes to their own bodies. ]

Okay. I'm just gonna throw this out there, you can totally say no - no hard feelings. I'm not lost on the irony of a cis-gendered man offering unsolicited advice to a woman.... but I feel like you're jumping into a very deep pool with absolutely nothing to prepare you.

Where are we at with the whole self-love stage of this? [ He waves a gloved hand down towards his junk area. ] Have you tried investigating that whole thing?

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