Even I know this is completely inappropriate and I have - hah - zero impulse control.

[ Wade shakes his head at himself, he's getting ahead of himself. ]

Let me put together a little care package... if you will. Before you start wading too deep in this kink pool, let's start you off on more solid footing than most girls get.

[ The patriarchy has done a fucking NUMBER on them. ]

I'm not suggesting we do anything, I'm just gonna offer some insights. The rest is up to you.

[ He claps a gloved hand to his breastplate, his voice sincere. He feels like he's brimming with noble cause. But also, Barbie's super hot, so... ]

I would consider it an honor to introduce the Barbie to self-love.