Even I know this is completely inappropriate and I have - hah - zero impulse control.
[ Wade shakes his head at himself, he's getting ahead of himself. ]
Let me put together a little care package... if you will. Before you start wading too deep in this kink pool, let's start you off on more solid footing than most girls get.
[ The patriarchy has done a fucking NUMBER on them. ]
I'm not suggesting we do anything, I'm just gonna offer some insights. The rest is up to you.
[ He claps a gloved hand to his breastplate, his voice sincere. He feels like he's brimming with noble cause. But also, Barbie's super hot, so... ]
I would consider it an honor to introduce the Barbie to self-love.
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Date: 2024-08-24 12:10 am (UTC)[ Wade shakes his head at himself, he's getting ahead of himself. ]
Let me put together a little care package... if you will. Before you start wading too deep in this kink pool, let's start you off on more solid footing than most girls get.
[ The patriarchy has done a fucking NUMBER on them. ]
I'm not suggesting we do anything, I'm just gonna offer some insights. The rest is up to you.
[ He claps a gloved hand to his breastplate, his voice sincere. He feels like he's brimming with noble cause. But also, Barbie's super hot, so... ]
I would consider it an honor to introduce the Barbie to self-love.